Turn Ons

Don't worry...this isn't x-rated or anything. Just one of those annoying email forwards I usually delete! But I needed to post so this is what you get!

I was asked to answer "turn on" or "turn off" for each prompt. Feel free to do the same!

Shopping: Depends on what I find!
Mysteries and surprises: Major Turn ON. Maybe the biggest one of all...
Dallas: hmmm- hot, humid weather- Off. Two stepping with a cute cowboy- On.
Firemen: seems too cliche for me!
Gossip: I like to call it "sharing information" and it's a Turn On to share, right?
Health Clubs: Off. Necessary, but OFF.
Cars: Off. Cars are great to get you from point A to point B- but who cares what kind it is?
ABBA: Turn On in a girl power kind of way.
Beaches: Turn On!
Fur: If we're talking about a cute pup with it's cute owner, then turn on. If we're talking about clothing, dead things, or slang for a hairy guy, then turn off.
Musicals and plays: Turn on.
Hats: Turn On...especially if it's a navy baseball cap with a white A.
Cigars: Off...the smell lingers forever!
Talk Shows: I'm kind of a sucker for a good Oprah show and Ellen makes me laugh. But not the trashy talk shows.
Leather: Turn Off.
Gambling: OFF.
Ambition: Turn On- gotta love someone that knows what they want!
Muscles: Scary body builders that shimmer in the light= major turn off.
Oysters: ON
Prince: William? Ummmm- Yes, please.
Gold: Turn Off.
Competition: Turn On- A healthy competition can be fun.
Bikers: Off. Except for Lance.
Glasses: Turn On- Unless they're transitional lenses.
Power: Turn On
European: ???